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The Twenty Most Likely Reasons Last Week’s Mother Ship Space Picnic Was Cancelled
Sol Luckman
1. It rained.
2. After a few too many the night before, everyone was so spacey the next morning they simply forgot to meet the levitating limousine.
3. It was a psy-op to discredit those channeling the incoming Golden Age, Ascension, and Disclosure. (Note: it worked.)
4. It snowed.
5. Midterms were due.
6. The plan behind the scenes by the Galactic Federation was to increase sales of tinfoil hats, but these particular ETs happen to be allergic to metal.
7. The Orion Group destroyed the Mother Ship.
8. Life’s a bitch.
9. They channeled it; it must be true. (Wait—that’s not a reason!)
10. It was all just a big misunderstanding.
11. The ETs, realizing their appearance would result in more people “investing” in NESARA, bailed.
12. Worse, they suspected the money would go to stockpiling makeup for Blossom Goodchild.
13. It was feared that David Wilcock would cry in public again if Disclosure happened without him.
14. Sh*t happened.
15. It hailed.
16. The B52s got there and boarded first.
17. The ETs’ pulling out at the last minute was a “teaching” to make us question why only bad channeling becomes popular.
18. Not to put too fine a point on it, but they just didn’t like Greg Giles’ hair.
19. There was lightning.
20. Unfortunately, the ETs got lost inside Uranus, and have yet to be found.
Copyright © 2012 by Sol Luckman. All Rights Reserved.
[Sol Luckman is a prolific visual artist and critically acclaimed author of fiction and nonfiction. His numerous books include the international bestselling CONSCIOUS HEALING: BOOK ONE ON THE REGENETICS METHOD and POTENTIATE YOUR DNA: A PRACTICAL GUIDE TO HEALING & TRANSFORMATION WITH THE REGENETICS METHOD. Sol is also author of the BEGINNER’S LUKE Series of seriocomic novels that hilariously foreground the role of imagination in creating our individual and collective reality. You can learn more about Sol’s nonfiction, fiction and art at www.CrowRising.com.]
