The Twenty Most Likely Reasons Last Week’s Mother Ship Space Picnic Was Cancelled

Sol Luckman

1. It rained.

2. After a few too many the night before, everyone was so spacey the next morning they simply forgot to meet the levitating limousine.

3. It was a psy-op to discredit those channeling the incoming Golden Age, Ascension, and Disclosure. (Note: it worked.)

4. It snowed.

5. Midterms were due.

6. The plan behind the scenes by the Galactic Federation was to increase sales of tinfoil hats, but these particular ETs happen to be allergic to metal.

7. The Orion Group destroyed the Mother Ship.

8. Life’s a bitch.

9. They channeled it; it must be true. (Wait—that’s not a reason!)

10. It was all just a big misunderstanding.

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11. The ETs, realizing their appearance would result in more people “investing” in NESARA, bailed.

12. Worse, they suspected the money would go to stockpiling makeup for Blossom Goodchild.

13. It was feared that David Wilcock would cry in public again if Disclosure happened without him.

14. Sh*t happened.

15. It hailed.

16. The B52s got there and boarded first.

17. The ETs’ pulling out at the last minute was a “teaching” to make us question why only bad channeling becomes popular.

18. Not to put too fine a point on it, but they just didn’t like Greg Giles’ hair.

19. There was lightning.

20. Unfortunately, the ETs got lost inside Uranus, and have yet to be found.

Copyright © 2012 by Sol Luckman. All Rights Reserved.

[Sol Luckman is a prolific visual artist and critically acclaimed author of fiction and nonfiction. His numerous books include the international bestselling CONSCIOUS HEALING: BOOK ONE ON THE REGENETICS METHOD and POTENTIATE YOUR DNA: A PRACTICAL GUIDE TO HEALING & TRANSFORMATION WITH THE REGENETICS METHOD. Sol is also author of the BEGINNER’S LUKE Series of seriocomic novels that hilariously foreground the role of imagination in creating our individual and collective reality. You can learn more about Sol’s nonfiction, fiction and art at www.CrowRising.com.]
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Must Watch: The Bill Wood Material

I encourage readers to listen to a fascinating interview from last week with a former Navy Seal about his alleged involvement with Project Looking Glass.

In my opinion, this is some of the best material out there on what’s actually going on as we approach December 21, 2012. And it’s very, very positive!

Enjoy!


And here’s a follow-up group FAQ with Wood, Bill Ryan, David Wilcock and Kerry Cassidy, which in some ways is even more profound than the initial interview …

 
Welcome to 2012!
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Breaking News: The Source Field Investigations Now Available for Preorder!

Author and researcher David Wilcock’s much-anticipated book, The Source Field Investigations: The Hidden Science & Lost Civilizations behind the 2012 Prophecies, is set for release August 18, 2011.

Please help this important text reach a huge mainstream audience!

In Wilcock’s words, “I thank all of you who have preordered my new book from the bottom of my heart. The simple bottom-line truth is that if we hit 15,000 preorders, we automatically debut on the New York Times bestseller list.

“Imagine what this can do—hard scientific proof that can defeat the Illuminati/Old World Order agenda and empower people with scientific proof that we can stop these disasters from happening with our own consciousness.

“Right now we’re just under a quarter of the way there—and we have until August 18 to make this happen.

“We had a fantastic ‘bump’ on Amazon when we first announced this and you began doing the preorders—we literally went from about 75,000 to 14 in one day, causing a nearly 500 thousand percent increase.

“According to my publisher this is effectively ‘unprecedented in the publishing industry,’ and has already caused a lot of interest. As one example, we now have the top audio book company, Brilliance, working with us, and foreign publishers are lining up …

“The preorder price lets you save a little over ten dollars from the retail price at $29.95 in most cases …

“There was some price confusion when the book was first announced, as it was originally slated to be only 350 pages. I threw in material that I intended to save for other books … because I realized it was so important to get this all out in one master work … The page count is now 528 the last time I checked.”

SOURCE: David Wilcock, www.divinecosmos.com. Preorder The Source Field Investigations here.

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